71. 'Watching Little Kid Movies'
Yes I know; we all want everybody else to think that were sitting at home watching Scary Movies with the lights off because we so grown up that nothing phases us! But the truth is, we all watch children's movies! Young, old, short and tall! Theres something magical about watching cartoon characters leap around the screen or temper tantrum kids getting in trouble from a huge Santa Claus!
72. 'Getting You Geek On'
Inside of all of us is that little know-it-all who is dying to get out into the world and show it how much it knows whether its why a lobster is red or why the sun appears red after a fire! So no matter what stereotype you do or don't fit into, get your geek on! And go show people that you know your stuff!
73. 'Swimming In the Rain'
Swimming in general is pretty awesome but swimming in the rain is just that much better! You can be swimming in luke-warm water when a storm of freezing cold water rains down on you from above splattering you in its watery goodness! Or you can be in cold water and what will make it even more glorious? A cold wet pouring rain shower! Sun Shower! Dark and Gloomy Storm! Who cares as long as its raining and your swimming!
74. 'Procrastination'
Yesterday I was laying on the couch watching old Glee episodes while eating popcorn and in the back of my mind I'm thinking 'What about your homework? Do you want to fail?' But did I listen? No! I reached for the chocolate and snuggled in for another four episodes! Why? Because I was PROCRASTINATING! Yes! That's right! We all do it! And lets face it we all love to do it(except when we wake up the next day to a humongous pile of homework)! Lets face it some of you are doing it right now; so thank you procrastination for giving us time to eat, play that old recorder that we haven't seen in year, and beg your mother for chores to do!
75. 'The Taste of Apple Juice After You Brush Your Teeth'
Sure its not the most pleasurable feeling but its damn interesting! You've just brushed your teeth with your minty clean tooth brush and you realise I don't have to go to school yet! Juice! So you grab a class and the carton and down it! And your rewarded with a slight tangy sweet sensation that shudders into your teeth and you do a little dance of awkwardness and smile! Like I said its not the most pleasurable feeling but you can't tell me it isn't interesting!
76. 'The Smell of Your Hands after Patting a Dog'
Everyone has a dog or knows someone who has a dog right? They know what its like to be attacked by that ball of fluff which then obligates you to continue patting it until something or someone else interests it! And then there's that smell, dull and .....and........ dog-like? There's something about that smell that screams love and care and your diligence to mans best friend!
77. 'Counter-Productive Road Sign's'
You know what I'm talking about(even us non-drivers know), when they put signs that have absolutely no purpose at all except to further confuse us! Theres the 'Deer Ahead' road sign on the bustling high-school! And what about those signs with turtles on them that say 'Rabbits Ahead'! I mean seriously? Point? From my point of view they are there to interest and amuse us(as well as distracting drivers from actually driving)! So thank you councils for ridiculous road-signs to make us laugh!
78. 'Typing Your Password Correctly'
We all know how frustrating it is when you type in your password and next thing you know ERROR! So we all have to go back and rewrite and retype; making painstakingly sure you hit the right letters in case you get knocked of the system! But then there's those days when you type it it in perfectly! That's right pass GO, collect $200 because you typed it correctly!
79. 'Holiday Candy at School'
When I say holiday candy, I mean red and white candy canes at Christmas or chocolate Easter eggs covered in shiny coloured alfoil; and whats better than eating this candy sitting all alone in your room? Sitting in school, passing out candy canes or Easter chocolate while everybody crowds around and joins in the fun! So when those special times come around people forget who's fighting with who, what latest paper is due that we didn't do, and bask in the glory of shared junk-food!
80. 'Ice-Cream Headaches'
Sure they are annoying but their like natures way of telling us to slow down on the ice-cream, stop slurping that Slurpee, or take a breather from chowing down on that shaved ice and BREATHE! So thank you 'Ice-Cream Headaches' from helping us stop our cravings(even though you could do it a little nicer)!
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